if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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