Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
