wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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