I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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