But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My nipple is on Facebook.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.