Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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