I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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