she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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