I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
There's always time for handjobs
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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