we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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