yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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