i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Actions speak louder than pants.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
