she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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