i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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