come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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