She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
