it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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