im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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