the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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