Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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