His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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