Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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