You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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