Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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