ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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