i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
