My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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