Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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