He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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