Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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