Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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