talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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