Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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