I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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