My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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