I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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