You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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