worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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