Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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