Buhtt sex?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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