butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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