just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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