so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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