Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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