I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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