State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Drake has all the answers
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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