i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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