6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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