There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
