Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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