dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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