ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Everyone says I win the strip club
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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