You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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