Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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