you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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