very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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