So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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